Org chart? Never!!

(Very, very) Preliminary results of recent EPSI strategy workshops

The figures / applications below provide the best representation of EPSI vision, strategy and org chart existing so far. The results have partly been consolidated at the first EPSI real life board meeting. This is THE legendary board meeting, which gives rise to a second, unofficial name assigned to EPSI in analogy to other strange cults or groups: "Triesterburger"

OrganiSculpt(s)  imPLANTED by our space collector *) 

These sophisticated representation of the internal EPSI organization may need some time to load
They have been prepared by our Master Plant and are not authorized yet by the EPSI advisory board and EPSI steering committee. Nevertheless, since these are the only results achieved after a ten days' workshop, we not want to hide them from the public.

The EPSI organization is a virtual innovative organization and can thus only be represented by a 3-dimensional org chart. In addition, time is added as a degree of freedom and 4th dimension.

Hyperlink Randomizer  **)

This application could only be realized due to pool of talented experts EPSI consists of. Here we give you insight into our internal processes.
(|) Vague idea provided by Irgendwer, communicated to Element  (|)  Communicated to the board by the Element, presenting it as its idea (self-marketing)  (|)  Slogan provided by Sammelraum  (|)  Application developed by PaintBlog  (|)  Application adapted by the Element  (|)  Integration and project management by the Element  (|)  Somebody complains about the Element's self-marketing strategy ... (|)
 

The Ultimate OrganiSculpt *) (135kB)
representing organization AND processes within EPSI

(|) Legend and caption are classified <insert FBI / X-files style logo here>, thus the mapping of a specific color to e specific EPSI board member cannot be revealed
(|)  Colors change  at least once a day (due to security reasons) and/or colors change their meaning at least once a day. Besides "Color", the elements ;-) of the organisculpt also carry charme and strangeness (we refer to standard text books of quantum chromodynamics here) which cannot be represented.
(|)  Connections are stochastic and follows complex laws of non-linear chaotic dynamics (currently under investigation)

	(104kB *) Brainstorming: Something like a wobbling tetraeder (|)  Virtual  (|)  3D  (|)  4D  (|)  5D   (|)  OrganiSculpt  (|)  Relativistic  (|)	Hyperlink randomizer **) Random Hyperlinks Pervert Purpose! Klick your favourite EPSI (like it or not)	(83kB *) Brainstorming: Tetraeder without lines - lean organisculpt More Virtual  (|)  More Dimensions (?)  (|)  Enigmatic  (|)  OrganiSculpt without sculpture  (|)  Slacker  (|)
Timeless  (|)  Dynamic  (|)  ..never Sleeps  (|)  Hyperlinked  (|)  Innovative  (|)  Brilliant  (|)  Perfect  (|)  But we cannot top REAL org charts anyway   (|)			Can be looked at for more than one second without going crazy (?)  (|)  Whopper   (|)  Coke   (|)  Brownie   (|)  Can we finish that stupid brainstorming now?

[ Up, up, up !!! ]

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