First, some terminology:
Sammelraum is a life-form (allegedly - maybe it is an art bot). The German word means Staging Area in the or military sense, Storage Space, or Collection Space ... so perhaps collected 'pure' space as such, or space for collections.
Second Name is a series of unworldly images created by that life-form. Random people's surnames on a random doorbell panel triggered it: Each image is an overlay of the first 15 portraits images spit out by Google Image Search-ing for these names. These composite faces have been printed on gessoed canvas - prepared in a painstaking process in several steps.
These eerie versions of grand Dutch masters' paintings beg for being complemented by
FLARF POEMs.This is the result:
... a booklet hand-made by Sammelraum. It is a hardware-only (not download-able) artisanal product that transcends its virtual origins. You would have to feel it - as Sammelraum has coined the term haptic variance (which seems to matches a technical term in biology accidentally): Images are printed on textile banner, and poems on paper. People who touch the book the first time, enter a Zen-like higher state of mind by gently rubbing the textile pages between thumb and index finger for minutes. (We speak from experience.)
How to let the internet's subconsciousness talk about these images? We have used the rigorous version of elkement's technique:
- Create a screenshot of each image.
- Feed it into Google Image Search again.
- Pick one of the 'similar' images shown on the first page of results at random.
- Visit the page the picked image is part of.
- Pick a random phrase from this page. This becomes the title.
- Advance from page to page only via links, and select one phrase from each page.
- No page must be omitted, deletion or reshuffling of phrases is not allowed.
- The poems end when the poet goes mad, is utterly exhausted or has reached the End of the Internet in terms of a page without outgoing links.
We make up the following new rule now: Whenever this poetry is re-used it has to be transformed. So we wanted to turn it into images again in this post. We found random images in this way:
- Enter the title of the poem as a search term on commons.wikimedia.org.
- Pick an image shown in the first batch of search results at random.
This are the first 5 of 20 poems in total.
whom she looked up to as a far more competent artist
art for art's sake
The modern age has in most cases failed
Brought death into the world, and all our woe
Looking towards entrance from the inside
transmit the work
you agree that you are happy
we would love to see your work
I don't know what to think myself
numbers and symbols
we do not impose quality standards
We will be in touch soon.
Working in tandem
there should be zero animation
We'll Supply the Rest.
Subjects are back!
The Heart of Creativity Beats
wacky European counterparts
Perfect for tiny projects
tell us what you think!
why it is the way it is
to nurture and develop
anecdotes or anything else
Did you know that
you may not have permission
It doesn't matter if you forget the lyrics
Choose how you’re feeling
opt out of appearing here
None can be used for any purpose whatsoever
No Hard Feelings
we have moved to a new location
We hope to find you
developing absurd ideas
try removing it
Need to get real pictures
based on the following things
a list of numbers
Not at all helpful
This was the elkement's first attempt at self-plagiarism. And it felt good!
The Element is finally resurrecting this website.
It has found The Official EPSI Jobs Page, written 2007, ready for publication and waiting in the netherlands of a Drafts Folder. Only 7 years later it has finally been published!
However, the following statement was a bit preposterous:
This website has been dormant for years.
It was a tomb but a beautiful and bizarre one.
However, as we are eagerly anticipating spring
we are yearning for resurrecting this site.
We might even include some modern web technologies
as including feeds
that fetch EPSI-worthy information
through wormholes to other sites.
-- The Founder, 2014-03-01
In 2014, the elkement has promised:
Irgendwer does not like it, but The Element is going to reveal his current EPSI-worthy activities here.
Edit: The time is now. Irgendwer Art is typically created from so-called everything things, usually neglected and underappreciated raw material for art.
We have to be prepared.
We don't know when they will contact us.
But we will welcome them
with all our advanced civilzation has to offer:
The timeless serene beauty
of 100-year old worm-eaten timber
and the somber appeal of high-tech,
the attraction of the utilitarian.
Zen of Wood:
It is all about the arrangement,
about the process.
Sometimes they watch us.
And we should shake with horror.